var maxquoteNo = 13
var quoteNo
var quote = new Array()

quote[0] = 'That which does not kill you only postpones the inevitable.'
quote[1] = 'A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly.'
quote[2] = 'The best solution to morale problems is to fire all the unhappy people.'
quote[3] = 'Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.'
quote[4] = 'Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.'
quote[5] = 'At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like a bigger loser.'
quote[6] = 'Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.'
quote[7] = 'There are no stupid questions, but there are inquisitive idiots.'
quote[8] = 'When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.'
quote[9] = 'It is always darkest just before it goes pitch black.'
quote[10] = 'It could be that your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.'
quote[11] = 'If you expect to score points by whining, join a soccer team.'
quote[12] = 'Time heals all wounds, and it usually leaves a pretty nasty scar.'
quote[13] = 'That which does not kill you only postpones the inevitable.'

quoteNo = Math.round(Math.random() * maxquoteNo)
document.write(quote[quoteNo]);